ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ACTUALLY A CAT!!!!

a small joke website not a joke, he was actually a cat. this is the truth.

NOTE: AS OF 3/1/23, THIS WEBSITE WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED.

What evidence do I have to support this? Lots, actually.

1. He was honest, who ever met a lying cat?
2. He had a cool hat. Cats in hats exist, do they not?
3. The absurdity of it makes it have to be true?? Obviously that's how things work!!
4. I said so. That's how things work sometimes, plus, take my word for it!
5. Uh.. that's a cat. ← ← "meow" - probably him
6. It would just be funny if he was, right?
7. My friend Felix said so.. and thats enough proof to me
8. This slosh.. it thinks so too. would it have ever existed if Abraham Lincoln wasnt truely a cat?
9. You ever seen a cat who doesn't wear a hat? People obviously don't wear them..
10. "ニャー.. 私はエイブラハムリンカーンです" - Abraham Lincoln
11. WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS WHEN HE WAS ALIVE?? I DONT THINK SO.
12. Abraham Lincoln is such a cat name!